Wednesday, February 1, 2012

KUMARI HOUSE

GOD? The word followed by a question mark means a lot.

What?

What is a form followed by the function Where? And inadequacies in its evidence fosters atheist to fulminate against theistic annotations.

What if you can see God and get her blessings? What if the phenomenon of Fatalism is proved for its existence? What if humans were given the powers to select god and then worship her?

I write this blog as a souvenir and based on guided information. Other ludicrous drivels are just some of my musings.
TYPOS ARE REGRETTED

Kumari is a living goddess. She is believed to possess Kali in her.
Now who is this Kumari?

Shakya caste of people are closely related to Kali. Any girl from Shakya caste will be selected through various process of testing and she will be considered as living Goddess. She is made to stay in Kumar House and not allowed outside except in times of festivals. She is believed to possess kali in her and people will praise her as god until her first menstruation. After that she loses her purity and Kali no longer stays in her as they believe. She will return back home and unite with their family.

What kinda selection process it is?
The selection process is conducted by five senior Buddhist Vajracharya Priest. They are called the Pancha Buddha and I am not sure Whether Bodhi Dharman falls under any of its category and Kodambakkam leaks says Murugudas is planning to venture 8th sense with Kumari as its protagonist with Sun Pictures featuring and TR’s music. TR has already started his africa composition with his hands and thighs as membrane and beard for percussion. I am sure he is perfect percussionist.

On the eve of 8th birthday 32 test were performed on Girls belonging to Shakya caste as a preliminary round.

She must be in excellent health, never should have shed blood or been afflicted by diseases. She should be a girl who never lost her teeth (please don’t ask about her milk teeth cos I donno).

The guide was excited when describing her selection process,

“ neck like conch shell

Body like banyan tree (I have no idea what it means)

Eyelashes like a cow

Thighs like a deer

Chest like lion

Voice like a duck

Blah blah….. his further euphemistic exclamations and metaphorical retorts sounded familiar to me. Yes Director Bhagyaraj would describe her heroine in his movies in one of its kind!


Black hair and dainty hands could boost her with extra marks.

The selected candidates were further filtered with their horoscope. It was more or like a rejection panel.


Finally a few picked out candidates were checked for serenity and fearlessness in the selection finale. On the “ kalratri or Black night” (of course all nights are black only) the finalist were taken into taleju temple and released into a courtyard where 108 buffaloes and goats were sacrificed. The most terrifying test is she has to spend a night alone in the courtyard. (if 6 to 7 guys were present they would have started with their Dhum Briyani preparation). If she is not showing fear then she is selected as Kumari.

She is neither allowed to leave the house nor to let her feet touch the ground.

Once in a day she will show her presence through a window to all devotes and taking her photograph is considered as a criminal offence.

 The bald headed guy with gasconading gesture was our guide. This fervent guy was too exited about his eloquence and at one point of time we lost our interest and he stood like a Banyan tree with “ Yaaru illa kadaiku yaaru da tea aathura ” annotations.



it has always been a strange fetish in doing the don'ts
                                        


This will be her house until she loses her purity.


I tried to peep into her room with my 21 X optical zoom.  





Kumari makes no exception

Ok! I accept it was a bad photography.

                             Hibiscus syriacus exclusively grown for her.  


The place where she flaunts her presence biennially

I left the place sadly as I couldn’t see a girl who is portrayed as living god.

But when I reached the road I saw a road side shopkeeper selling some images as a commercial by-product. To my astonishment they were selling kumari’s photo for money. Later I was consoled by the shopkeeper that she was ex-kumari and currently she was married with two children.
 
 

I took a snap of the snap and left place swiftly without listening to what the shop owner was chiding.


PS: I was immediately surrmounted by a battalion of military personnel with our Indian made Self loading Rifles(SLR) as I was accused of taking Kumari’s photograph. 

Alas with my power of eloquence i convinced them for a Facebook Wall Pic.



click pictures for an enlarged vision

Monday, December 5, 2011

UNTITLED

This blog is not a love story or any sorta emotional bullshit. Its just one such incident that would have happened to any guy or a girl with normal secretion of vital hormones. 
Year: 2004

Venue: Hospital in nearby locality

Situation: Sitting infront of an ophthalmologist with drops in my eyes for an eye power check up.

It was half an hour past after my first round of drops and I heard a sweet voice nearing me. It was a voice very familiar to me. She started whispering to somebody accompanying her, “I know him”.

“Two girls!?! “ I said to myself.

I was curious to see the girls and hear their conversation. They came closer and sat next to me. I started feeling my heart beat a little harder. This will be a worse situation when two girls sitting next to you and your eye pupils were getting diluted with irritating droplets. I was so desperate to see them but a nurse chided me with her nasty hospitality of a typical hospital.

Year: 2000

Venue: Hindi coaching centre

Situation: Our Guru was coaching his apostles with अ आ ई...

A cool breeze entered our class that shattered all window panes and flowers and leaves fell off from the trees and beautified our tuition class. Howling wind broke the silence of the class and everyone had their attention to the front door.

Everyone including the guru turned their heads and I was the last one to get distracted.

She came with streak of sunlight along with her mom to join the Hindi class. I came to know that she was one year younger to me and guys showed their male chauvinism by not leaving her any space to sit. She sat in the last row and started listening like an innocent child.


Year: 2001

Venue: Hindi class upstairs

Situation: Prathmic results came and top three were among guys.

Guys outwitted girls and made pranks with them. Some girls started crying and the others were abusing. I remained silent as she got very low marks and I felt very bad about it. I needed to console her very badly but my friends were jumping in joy and I didn’t want to reflect myself so very distinct from others. I kept silent and returned home with a sad face.

Year: 2004

Venue: Ophthalmology clinic

Situation: Nurse asked me to open my eyes for the second shot of drops.

With great difficulty I opened my eyes and she left the place giving me unparlimentary gestures for poor cooperation. I turned my head in search of that sweet voice. I was shocked and stupefied. It was an Aunt of 35 years old. I started cursing brahma for his paradoxical error in oxymoronic collaboration of facial and vocal combination. She bent forward to get something that lured my reflexes to get ready with any-side-escape katas. And I saw her, my Hindi Classmate sitting behind that lady. She was fully grown with long hair and shining tone in her 15. Her colored bangles, ear-rings and watches matched her pink salwar.

I started cursing brahma second time for bestowing beautiful girls with mothers who glares.

Year: 2002

Venue: Hindi class terrace

Situation: Guys were eating mangoes stolen from neighbor’s tree.

We hid all mangoes in our tuition bags and were eating it one by one sitting in the last row. She and her friends saw us munching something and sooner they had a little talk of propaganda against their vengeance. In no time we were caught red handed and got chided black and blue by my tutor as well as their neighbor. After that incident guys took an oath that no guy should talk to girls and help them in any manner. We involved in several Operation Mangoes against girls and gratified our vengeance in deflating their cycle tires, filling their bags with mango leaves etc. I quit my Hindi classes when I crossed my 10th unwillingly for my board exam preparation.


Year: 2004

Venue: Ophthalmology clinic

Situation: She, her mom and I were sitting in a bench with eyes closed and ears wide open.

I started comparing the situation with Kadhal Kondane where Sonia and Sudeep sitting at the extremes except Dhanush was replaced by her mom. As my tenth results were out, her mom started asking several questions about my marks, preparation strategy, study timings, question paper toughness, 11th hour tips… and other unimportant blah blahs… she never opened her mouth but I was sure that she was meticulously listening to our conversation because “it was she who’s gonna write board exam and not her mom” I said to myself.

Half an Hour later…

Our eyes were diluted and my check-up was over. I was about to leave the place with a heart of half satisfaction that I met her and dis-satisfaction that I didn’t talked to her. Finally she opened her mouth to talk and I became the happiest person in the hospital until she said……
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Anna Tenth Standard Guide kedaikuma!?!

I decided to get admitted in the ICU nearby.

PS: oh I don’t wanna reveal her name, (neither I am not aware of her presence and existence) so do I left the blog title.