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Disclaimer:
Sundari mentioned in this post is not to poke any 'Athiroopa Sundaris' in real
time... this is just a real incident happened and I am cooking it with my
ingredients added to serve u well...
Contingency:
It is my style of expressing 'real incidents' that might or might not have
happened to me with an ' I ' perspective to entice readers.
It
was another normal sunny weekday and I was engulfed amidst my busy schedule. I got a
call from my friend (a gal ofcourse)
She:
Hi how are you??
Me:
Hello I am fine. What about you??
She: Where are you??
(The
very moment when a gal never answers your question sequentially, u can very
well guess that she is in trouble and she needs your help)
Me: I
am in office. You?
She:
Look I need a favour?
Me:
tell...
She:
One of my friends from Bangalore is celebrating her birthday day after
tomorrow. I wanna gift her something but I have to pay for it online. Need
a net banker's help. So you pay for me now and ill repay u later.
Me:
ofcourse I know tat. I will pay now. Tell me what to do?
She: I have ordered a dress for her. Jus
login to Pothys, select the dress, pay and mail me the order details.
Me: Text
me the site, user ID, password, shipping address, billing address, item description
and others if any!
She: right away
Me:
But I need her intro in return, deal?
She:(gave
a silent pause proceeded by a 'hmm' to start) she is ENGAGED.
Me: (
S I
L E
N T)
She: and she is getting married soon
Me: ( S
I
L
E
N
T)
My mind was obsessed with fusillades of questions.
My deal is scrapped ! Why should I help her? Questioned my ego.
Should I try further? goaded by testosterone. She is engaged said the bloody inner s(hit)ubconcious. So
what en nanbanin nanban enakumnanban wont this be applicable for
gals???
She: hello?!?
Me: hey I am leaving for an
important meeting text me and I ll call u later
She:
okay....
....with a small pause....
She: Thanks. you had lunch?
Me: jus now. You?
She: ok ill call u later. Bye
I felt ashamed that I can’t face myself in the mirror.
I received
a message with her friend’s shipping address, her Pothys login ID, password....
….and
finally the dress description... "Sundari Pavadai"
What?????
I went
up and saw the shipping address again but her name was not Sundari.....
Then who
is this Sundari?
I
neither know Sundari nor her Pavadai.
I have
no idea how to select a pavadai.
Neither I bought nor I used.
Neither I bought nor I used.
Immediately
Ms.Google gave her stretching hands with " Did u mean athadi pavadai kathada?"
My endurance and perseverance should serve me well.. I skipped through several
pages but Google failed to present me ample details of a Pavadai...
I surfed for its images but my colleague behind me
gave an ugly constipational look. I didn’t retaliate.
I tried
'Sundari ' with several permutations of 'Pavadai' and its related
strings. (now for all those who are searching for sundari kindly finish this
page)
Pothys
displayed me several of her pavadai collections. I skimmed through all
pavadais and randomly selected a red coloured pavadai, added it to cart, filled
in the shipping details and then 'pay now'.
"TRANSACTION
ERROR"
"WHAT?" I uttered it so loud that made
my colleague to reciprocate with another "WHAT?" of higher decibel than
my “WHAT?”
To my
horror I couldn’t pay her Pavadai after all my hard work. I received a
message with “Due to insufficient funds your transaction was not
successful ".
SHUCKS…!
I was
dying in shame. I had a secondary option but I didn’t wanna use it, as the
secondary option was the only reason for my bankruptcy. It was hardly a week
the month has begun but I am already fucked up.
I
lied in shame for a while and took a short nap. Several footages flashed in front
of me without any celluloid being reeled. Everyone was laughing at me, she
is chiding me with " Oru pavadai vangithara mudila nee ellam... " and
other unparlimentary strings. Whole Bangalore was laughing at me. Her fiancé
with flowers around his wrist dressed in groom suit gave me a sardonic ridiculing
laugh.
I woke up shuddering. I have to help her as the gravity of the situation is my third
degree integrity. I have no other option but to use my bhramasthram- the secondary
option knowing its consequences.
Climax: I
jumped into my wallet took my credit card and defrayed the pavadai .
PS:
Thanks to credit card for helping me when I am bankrupt and
Fuck you credit card for my advance bankruptcy.
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